Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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