I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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