Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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