forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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