i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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