i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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