yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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