so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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