Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
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i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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