she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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