just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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