Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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