dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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