I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I need to calm my uterus...
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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