nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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