Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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