So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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