your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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