RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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