Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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