don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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