I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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