I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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