I wanna bring you to show and tell
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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