Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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