Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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