Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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