did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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