I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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