Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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