College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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