***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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