I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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