my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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