fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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