OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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