Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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