he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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