You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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