Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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