That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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