all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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