STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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