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Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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