we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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