how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Randomize