I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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