i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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