fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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