If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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